WHO'S THAT GIRL? (oh, we know!)

Our needlepoint pillow collection makes gift giving extra-easy because it only takes one glance at a snarky saying -- and you know the exact person who would appreciate that pillow.  For the Expensive Needlepoint Pillow, we know just the type - here's a gift guide of the very best things that will definitely check her list.

Oh-so-cozy mushroom slippers make sure you don't trip, a gussied up giraffe gets Guccified and a Christmas tree ornament that excuses any over-indulgence as strictly self-care.

An very chic dress to take the cocktail parties by storm, blockprint coasters to balance the glasses of bubbly on and by the end of the night, maybe she'll swing from this Murano glass chandelier.