Inferior Martini Needlepoint Pillow

No — the cotton velvet backing on every Furbish pillow is colorfast, so spot cleaning won't cause any bleeding or fading. Each design is precision machine-embroidered, which keeps the detail sharp and consistent pillow to pillow.

Most Furbish lumbars run 9x15", with a few at 10x14" or 8x14", and our square pillows are typically 11x11" (with a few at 10x10"). That's right in line with standard throw pillow sizing — note that covers and inserts are sold separately.

Furbish pillows are stocked at Anthropologie, Bloomingdale's, Nordstrom, and Revolve — and they're popular for a simple reason: they get an actual laugh out loud when opened, and still look great on the couch long after the wrapping paper's gone.

With 100+ sayings across humor, hobbies, and inside-joke energy, there's a Furbish pillow for almost anyone — the wine lover, the golfer, the dog mom, the person who peaked in 2005.

Absolutely — mix and match across Furbish's 100+ sayings to build a set for anyone on your list, and with Buy 2, Get 1 Free, bundling is basically the whole point.